Friday, May 29, 2009

A CAVS win means nothing

Well its been a while since I last spewed bullshit on this blog and I thought this topic was as good as any to spew once again.

As you know I live in Cleveland, Ohio... yeah we heard it all... the mistake by the lake...blah blah blah... fuck you.

In Cleveland we have a bigger issue besides the economy or the idiot people that run the city... its our sports teams.. we can't win a fucking championship to save our lives... we can get inches from it but still every Cleveland team that has gotten close to a championship since 1964 has choked... and once again we are seeing it again.

I will be honest I hate basketball.. it is useless and stupid and it has become ghetto and no one cares but the crack dealers... all of the players set bad examples for our kids and I think its bullshit.

Anyway back to the point... so the CAVS have made it to the playoffs with the punk ass idiot names LeBron James who seems to think he is the next messiah... he's an idiot.. oh yeah and if you believe the bullshit about him coming from nothing..ha ha ha don't believe it... he's not ghetto he's not gansta... he's just another black guy that can play basketball but yeah he came from some money... so lets dispel that bullshit rumor right now.

So the CAVS ran right through the first 2 rounds of the play offs... and around town... I look around and there are very few people aside from the Gansta Blacks that actually give a shit... if the Browns or the Indians were doing this you would see signs every where...people would be happy... but with the Cavs... no one really cares.

Now the Cavs made it to the final round of the playoffs before going to the big dance and guess what... yup they are choking... on the verge of elimination... I just sit and laugh...that's all we can do in Cleveland... don't get me wrong.. I would like the Cavs to win everything despite my hatred for that moronic ghetto sport... its great for Cleveland and the town deserves some type of major championship but honestly who the fuck cares... this town is a Football town first and baseball town 2nd... basketball only matters in Hough or on Kinsman... so put that in your crack pipe and smoke it.

Then again maybe the lack of caring is because we are all conditioned in Cleveland to expect failure... all of our teams have failed us time and time again.. our local elected officials have failed us time and time again and our elected federal officials have failed us time and time again... I am convinced.... 90% of Clevelanders are fucking stupid... and yes I mean you!

We are all losers!

Monday, April 27, 2009

Throwing Quarters' Podcast #5!

Hey just a quick post to all you suckers that read my blog... I hooked up with Adam at I don't give 2 cents, I throw quarters for his latest podcast which he posted lastnite... we featured the music of DOT DOT DOT so at least that rocks... its pretty much brain vomit but not as bad as Twitter. I have the podcast embedded here but also go check out his blog anyway.

Thursday, April 9, 2009


I'm gonna move to Somalia and become a Pirate... But I'm gonna teach them how to act like pirates like say AAARGH & that you leave Americans the fuck alone! I'll also bring along Calicolyst and his kick ass Lego AEGIS Cruiser for protection.

Any way.. like many people I know I have been following this pirate crap on the news like a damn soap opera over the years but until yesterday I never gave it too much thought. Yesterday changed when these idiot Somalis decided that they would hijack an American Freighter with an American Flag... didn't these idiots see what happened on Sept. 11??? We Americans actually fight back... on a historical note.. this is the first time that Americans have been held on the high seas by a pirate since 1804... and damn it they were African too... what the hell?!?! It's gotta be Obama's fault some how... that's for another blog.

But then I started really thinking about it.. the media is calling them pirates.. are they really pirates???

You gotta love Google.. or as I call it "The All Knowing Oracle"

According to
Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary Piracy is defined as such: (Common Law) Robbery on the high seas; the taking of property from others on the open sea by open violence; without lawful authority, and with intent to steal; -- a crime answering to robbery on land. Note: By statute law several other offenses committed on the seas (as trading with known pirates, or engaging in the slave trade) have been made piracy.

I guess I always thought of piracy as taking someone's boat and stealing the treasures aboard and this is not what these pirates are doing.. the really just hold the crew for a ransom... but hey tomato - tomatoe right?? Its easier to get people to watch your news station if you mention pirates... it just sounds better.

It seems that America has a fascination for pirates... or maybe its just my fascination... I would love to be a pirate.. but the pirates of today need some help with their image.. they look stupid and desperate... take a look here:
I personally would like to be seen as the Blackbeared fellow... he just looks like a fucking bad ass!

Here are the first things I would like to teach the modern day pirate:

1) Leave the Americans alone dude... we have a history of fighting back against tyranny and most recently terrorists... its just not worth it.. Americans will unleash hell for just one of their countrymen... go after the French... they are pussies and they just suck in general.

2) Take the damn ships and sell the cargo on the black market... you are limiting your potential income by only hold crewmen for ransom... yeah you are getting a few million a head but have you thought of what you can get for the fucking Ipods and PS3s on those ships??? Have you ever looked at Ebay?? PS- if you aren't gonna take the ship light it on fire or something.. or blow it up... explosions are fun

3) Walk the walk and talk the talk... yeah the guns are cool.. but also carry a sword.. it is a sign of power.. and also make sure you know English very very well... it will make everything go easier as English is the language spoken by the most countries but you have to do it with a pirate accent... like AAARRRGH matey... just watch Pirates of the Caribbean its gotta be on one of those ships you take. And grow a damn beard and get a parrot!

4) Target the countries with a small navy... that way you won't have to worry about them coming after you like the US is doing with our war ships.

5) Don't overtake a vessel on a rubber dingy... don't be stupid... you look like a fucking idiot... get a big fucking ship with guns and shoot a cable over and slide across... that is bad ass.

I hope this helps... damn it would be so cool to be a pirate.

Finally... someone with some freakin' balls!!!

Ok so once again I have seemed to piss people off with my Facebook status and an insulting discussion has begun so I am moving it here so I can make other mean comments in my Facebook status and piss people off. So here is how it went down... hopefully Jason won't puss out and continue the tirade here!

My Original FaceBook Status Message: Stephen wants to thank all you morons that voted for Obama... what did you really think was gonna happen... assholes!

Now I must clarify before I go any further... I wrote this right after I found out that two of my credit cards we closed by the issuing company for absolutely no reason... Payments were made... were well below limits. Earlier this year on of those cards limits was cut by a drastic amount due to the credit crisis... we coped.. but now they closed two accounts for the same reason which is having an adverse effect on my credit... so who is supposed to fix it??? Obama... but obviously it has gotten worse... I'm not gonna call it a credit crisis like Obama the fuck head I'm gonna call it a credit panic.

So back to the exchange:(Last names have been removed to protect the guilty)

Jason W. at 7:45pm April 7: I take offense to this!

Stephen at 8:14pm April 7 via Facebook Mobile: Good!! Think before you vote next time... Think about the consequences when you vote for someone who has no idea what they are doing.

Jason W. at 11:16pm April 7: What I take offense to is your lack of respect. I don't tolerate being called an asshole. You should think about the consequences of calling someone an asshole.

I feel sorry for you. I'm sorry you have to deal with all the pressure in that narrow mind.

I hope you enjoy your Fox news!

Julie G. at 7:23am April 8: You're welcome. :-) It took Bush 8 years to put our country into the mess it's in now. It'll take Obama longer than 3 months to fix it all.

So after that I mentioned I was moving it here.. it look a while because of work and all but here is my reply:

To Jason: My lack of respect?? How so?? Last I checked respect is earned not given and putting Obama in power deserves a beating instead of praise. As for the consequences for calling someone and asshole.. there really aren't any I can see... last time I checked this is not yet a socialist country and i still have free speech therefore I can call anyone I want an asshole... or would you prefer FUCKING ASSHOLE???

Perhaps my friend you are the one with a narrow mind by not opening you eyes to what is happening... we have a government FORCING private industry and financial institutions to take money and in turn the government is forcing their will on these companies (i.e. Obama himself firing the CEO of GM) I don't know about you but I would be very very afraid of what is next for you and your family... I have and it scares the fucking shit out of me.

To Julie: We can only blame Bush for so long on this economy crap... who we can blame more for it and for the two wars is Slick Willy Clinton... the felon and adulterer... for just sitting there and watching the terrorists get away and the economy slip... don't forget Bush also inherited a recession... we have had over 20 of them in our country's history and we will have many more to come.

That all said please comment and lets keep this discussion rolling.. this is fun!!!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

What a freakin' little bitch!

Well the other day I got up from yet another unsatisfying night of sleep and pick up my Blackberry and see that overnight I had a Facebook notification from an old friend from childhood... he lived down the street from me and we played off and on during the summers and what not... what I remember best was his incredible ability at a young age to play the piano... we'll call him Andy... mainly because that's his name.

Anyway so Andy and I were never best friends but we were friends growing up he was a year younger and had an overbearing mother that was afraid he was gonna break something all the time... but as we grew older as with any other childhood friendship we grew apart as we began "finding ourselves." Eventually we lost touch after high school... the last I heard of him at all was from the rumors you hear at the local bar where all the losers from high school who never made anything of themselves and live with their parents until they either died or they got kicked out and just hung out in our home town making fun of those of us who left to live our lives... what ever...any way the last I heard of Andy was that he was going to Yale and got kicked out for something... was it true?... who the hell knows or cares.

So I became a Facebooker and after a while you end up finding everyone you ever knew and some you wish you never did know... and I found Andy.

So as you may or may not know this blog gets fed to Facebook and my friends have access to read this blog and make comments just as you do here on Blogger... very rarely do I get comments from outside my blogging buddies and usually they just agree with me... whether they are agreeing to avoid an argument or discussion or whether they actually agree I really don't care which. But I have lost some old friends on my Facebook list because of my comments and my inability to not speak my mind at any given moment... most just disappear and it takes me a while to notice they are gone..what's that tell you?? But Andy was different...oh how he is different... he was just a down right bitch about it... what a fucking queen.

Now if you refer back to my very first blog I stated, "go ahead post your comments I welcome them, but make sure you own up to them ( I despise cowards)... and please do not spew garbage about things you think you know a lot about or quote the fucking bible... make your comments and make them intelligently."

Keep that in mind as I tell you what went down here... So as I said I got up and saw there was a comment on my "note" from Andy sent at 5:36am... read the blog post here... all it said was "Thanks Dumbass...buh-bye."

In my sleepy stupor I was like.."what the fuck does that mean?"... I went and took a piss and made some coffee and after the kids were off to school I revisited it and decided to investigate.

The first thing I noticed was that his name wasn't highlighted as it normally is so I went looking and behold he is no longer on my friends list.... that alone pissed me off... this fucking prick made a drive-by comment and then bolted so I couldn't mount my rebuttal and actually have a discussion... I despise cowards!

So I then went to go look at the imported note in Facebook to verify the comment was there and to my amazement.... it was not there!! The mother-fucking-cowardice-prick-cum-guzzling-queen deleted the fucking comment so no one knows he said that... that completely set me off... I immediately called my brother Adam to tell him what this faggot did... he laughed..probably because he knew a blog posting was coming out of it.

So this is my rebuttal to Andy's comment...

Would you care to elaborate? Or are you too much of a coward to take a stand... you obviously voted for Obama and now you are ashamed that you did... by the way.... the latest polls are out and Obama's approval rating is LOWER than W's was at the same time in his first term.... where's the change?? Where's the hope??? I understand you work for the United Nations [read: United Pussies who owe a lot of money to the US] so I guess I shouldn't expect anything less from you.. the UN is nothing but a bunch of little babies who sit in a fancy building and do absolutely nothing and are a laughing stock to the entire world... they demonstrate the proverbial slap your hand and run away technique to the bullies of the world... so go fuck yourself in your piano playing ass at the UN with a useless "Ambassador." When you are ready to be a man and actually start an open discussion on my blog come find me... but you better be ready to own up to your cowardice because it will be the first thing I attack!

Friday, March 6, 2009

If You Voted For Obama The Dumbass... Read this!!!

So I've been down with the sickness for a while now and now finally feeling least enough to write a new blog to amuse or piss you off... I really don't care which.

So over the past few weeks I have been watching the economy get worse by the day.. the Dow is loosing 300 points a day on average it seems... I'm glad to see that $1 trillion stimulus package is working!!! *Cough Cough Bullshit Cough Cough*

As I am watching the news media report the doom and gloom and our ding dong president spell out the end of the world... Neil Cavuto on FOX News made what I think is the best observation I have ever seen or heard: "Since Obama's Inauguration Day the stock market has dropped a total of over 3,000 points... this equates to a vote of no confidence."

I couldn't have said it better myself! It is obvious that the financial world is laughing at this so-called stimulus package and its lack of stimulus and its concentration on spending... now before you stupid liberals get all crazy... I know that spending does stimulate the economy... I took high school economics you dip shit(s)! But let's get your common sense muscle working... what did you say?? Oh I'm sorry you're an American that believes everything you see on TV and you weren't born with that appendage... let me try to translate for you... just pretend this is CNN and I'm telling you might understand then.

So where was I?... Oh yeah spending as stimulus... as I was saying this stimulus package is nothing but bullshit wrapped in dog shit... it gives money to the banks and allows the government to take majority control of some banks... your gut reaction may say hey that's great but what you should be saying is... how the fuck did that just get passed???

What we need is responsible spending and quit rewarding the dead beats that do not better themselves and penalizing the ones that plan and budget and do better themselves. On average the so-called "rich" are going to be taxed over 50% of their income... is that fair??? The "rich" worked their asses off the be "rich" and honestly are probably miserable because all they do is work.. do you know any rich people that made it rich by staying at home eating bon bons??? I sure as hell haven't (oh wait you saw those infomercials didn't you, yeah that's not real, its TV!)... so now they have to give away 50% of their pay to that the idiot that bought a house with a house payment of $2000 a month knowing that they couldn't afford it and can now be handed a check and a hug that says... its OK it was someone else's fault. When will you take responsibility for yourself?!?!?! Its no one's fault but your own you stupid dead beat piece of shit!

What is now happening is big government coming into your world and telling you what you can and cannot do... hmm some socialism anyone??

Right now I am a bit ashamed to hold my head up high and say I'm a proud American.. but I still do it! Our founding father's visions of our country are slowing fading with every point lost in the stock market.. this is not what they wanted! Why are you letting our leaders do this??? I can't fight this fight alone people... break out of your little mindless cocoons and fight the true American fight... we are supposed to have a government for the people by the people... not a government that is for its self and controlling the people.

This brings me to a new point... you do realize that the economy isn't really that bad right?! Yes the economy has tanked from a crazy high point that we really shouldn't have been at in the first place... its called over confidence... we all got bit by the bug and enjoyed it while it was happening but the honey moon is over and it sucks I know... and now we have shit to deal with.

I am sad that this doom and gloom talk effected so many people and especially businesses... everyone is scared... I own my own business and it is about to go under because my potential clients are afraid to spend any money on anything.. I haven't stopped spending.. I can't!!! If I do my business closes... come on people!!!

To put it in perspective check this video out from the Glen Beck Show on Fox News... I stumbled across this on his show live and it really put things in perspective.

See we are in fine shape... now if we can just get Obama to say this shit... oh yeah that would completely negate why he got elected... besides that people think he is black... if he actually said "hey people... we are OK... just not as fantastic as we were.. just OK"... it would be a whole different story and if he had just told the truth from the beginning it would be a whole different ballgame!

So now that you are slowing realizing that you voted for the wrong guy because you wanted change and are not getting change but more of the same with an added bonus... Socialism... I bet you are feeling pretty damn sheepish aren't you!?

Well deal with it and I take great pride in saying.....

I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now go Piss Off!!!!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

A List Of People I Would Like To See Tragically Killed Or At The Very Least Maimed

This is a list of people I would not care if they died and probably rejoice a little if they had. I know this sounds extreme and heartless, its meant to be.

I must proclaim that I have no intention of killing anyone or harming them but a tear will not be shed by me if something happened to them.... if something does happen to any of these people.. I did not do it!! So here you go... in no particular order. We'll start with 10.

Side Note: I reserve the right to revise this list at anytime as deemed fit by me!

1. Barack Obama - It is widely know that I am not a fan of this dude. I think his message of socialism is actually bad for this country and in the end his policies will prove to harm this country more than it would help. Besides we are overdue for a presidential assassination. He's looking for a solution to the economic crisis... here's the solution that has worked many times in America's history... WAR! Find someone to blow up and our economy will get much much better... just make sure you win decisively and fast. Plus his message of change is bullshit... he's a fake!

2. Milorad Blagojević (Rod Blago) - This guy is a complete disgrace to the state of Illinois and to the USA. He has single handedly made a mockery of our country by parading his impeachment all over the media looking for public support when public support would not help him. He lives in his own world where things are back-ass-wards which does not say much for our country's leaders as a whole.. I mean how can a certified lunatic get elected to public office... oh wait never mind we had Bill Clinton and Barack Obama as presidents.. but still...he needs killin'

3. Hillary Clinton - She made the list simply because of her voice... that voice is enough to make me want to poke my own eyeballs out, stab myself with a spork and drown in a bath tub full of female menstruation. She really hasn't done anything except pose as a woman because clearly she is really a man. Now she's secretary of state... great... other countries are gonna want to bomb us now because she has the worlds most annoying voice.. you know the one... like your mother.. all mothers do this!

4. Paul David Hewson (Bono from U2) - He made this list mainly because his music fucking sucks. I hate U2 and they should all be sent to GITMO and listen to his own music 24/7 forever! As far as his music goes.. he is an Irishman that starts a song by counting in Spanish but fucks it up by counting 1...2....3...14! What the fuck do they teach those kids in Ireland?!?! No wonder they are drunk all the time... they can't count right! Then you add on his causes.. which cause is it this week Bono?! Starving kids or the environment?!?! I bet this douche bag as one of those bingo tumblers full of different causes and picks a new one every week. He is supposedly a musician and musicians should just make music that people like and make money..that is it.. Bono can't even do that... he should die.

5. Osama Bin Laden - Need I say more?! He's probably already dead so no big deal.

6. Nacy Pelosi - This bitch is 3rd in line for head of our great country once known as the USA (We are now the USSA since we are now all socialists) since she is the speaker of the house. She is on this list for many reasons... the first for just being damn annoying not to mention she is from California which means she's really stupid. I honestly think the world would end if Barack and Biden both died and she became president.. so basically she is on the list because she's a skirt... a broad plus she has had more face lifts than Joan Rivers.. I mean she is like 80 years old but looks like a fashion mannequin at JC Pennys!

7. Dennis Kucinich - He is my congressma...uh...thing here in the 10th district in CLE. This guy's is a fucking moron... he was once mayor of CLE when he was like 12 yrs old and thanks to him we became the first major US city to go into default. Some now years later he injected the drinking water with some type of mind erasure chemical and got elected to congress by the same people he fucked in the 70's. Now to top it all off he runs for president every 4 years... a popular talk show host here in CLE calls him Captain Homogenized because he only gets 1% of the vote. All he does is waste the taxpayers money by running and in the last election he didn't give back his left over money he got to run from the government and they had to go after him for it... I mean who does that..really?! Plus he hangs out with Shirley McClain who is a crazy old bat anyway and they talk to aliens together... what a nut job!

Geraldo Rivera - Not much to say here... this guy is one of the sleaziest, annoying people on the face of the planet. He supposedly went to law school but I some how thing this is a fabrication. Who wastes a law degree on becoming a sleazy journalist. This is the same guy that got kicked out of the embed program during the Iraq War for disclosing his platoon's position during battle on live television and most recently chased down Blago (#2 on this list) on the street after his interview was canceled.. most dignified reporters just keep their mouth shut.. not Geraldo... he runs down a moving car and whines like a fucking child. He is a disgrace to journalists every where and shame on FOX NEWS for employing him.. he must be sucking the bosses dick or something.

9. Al Gore - He's a liar and a thief! He convinced himself and many of you sheep out there that he invented the internet.. yeah.. not true. He also made a stupid movie about the global warming myth which really was a bogus autobiography wrapped in hippie propaganda... if you think that global warming is real than please explain to me why Obama's inauguration was the coldest day in many years and why I had 2 feet of snow in my yard? I saw a show about the creation of Earth (yeah there was no great god on this show) they said that greenhouse gases and global warming helped create the earth and now it regulates the Earth's temperature... so basically global warming if it does exist is the Earth's way of keeping everything at status quo... so go fuck yourself! Plus he looks damn stupid with a beard.

10. Bill Clinton - This douche bag needs no explanation but I will explain for you stupid people. As our 42nd president who has access to every covert agency and/or groups in the world, decided in his infinite wisdom to cheat on his wife. He is not on the list for that because lets face it... look at Hillary... would you fuck that?! No he is on the list for cheating on his wife with an intern in the oval office and getting caught... how can you possibly get caught?!?! JFK never got caught!!!! Then it gets better.. he then lied to congress about it and perjured himself, not to mention he lied to the American people about it... then... he got impeached and never was prosecuted for perjury... who the fuck was the genius that was dropped that ball?? I if had done that I'd be in prison for the rest of my natural life!!
Before any of you tree hugging faggot hippies say he did great things for our country fuck off.. he did nothing but fuck up. During his 2 terms in office he allowed us to slip into a recession that George W. Bush got us out of... he also had more military troop deployments and actions than any president since FDR... and the best part is... he had the opportunity to kill Osama Bin Laden (#5 on the list) and he passed on the opportunity which then lead to 9/11/2001... thanks Slick Willy...I hope you have a nice long and painful death!

So there you go.. I will probably add more as I get more pissed off while watching the news and watching Obama destroy this country.. if you disagree go fuck yourself!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Today's Blog Is Brought To You By The Letter Q


So my brother Adam over at I Don't Give 2 Cents, I Throw Quarters had this stupid post he got from some other stupid blogger who got it from another stupid blogger where you are given a letter and you have to come up with 10 things you love that starts with that letter... What a crock... since I don't love anything this should be fun.

I guess you get a letter when you make a comment and since I made a rather vulgar comment (big surprise) removing his man card because he sprouted titties and a vagina with his list... all girl things..what a fag.

So as a result I got the letter Q.. this was obviously meant to get back at me since Q is the least used letter in the alphabet... too bad for him I out smarted him and knew that he was going to give me this letter so I got this whole damn list together before he gave it to me.

If you really want to play post your comment and I will give you some obscure letter and then make fun of what you love!


1. Quickie
I mean come on no one likes to waste their time with foreplay.... just get down on it already!

2. Quey
For you idiots this is a young cow... and what do young cows make?? Yup Veal!!!!! Veal is yummy!
3. The Word Quadrisyllabic
This word is stupid... it means a word with 4 syllables... what is stupid is this word is Pentasyllabic!
The ever famous QWERTY keyboard... without it I never would have gotten my Blackberry and it sure makes things a whole hell of a lot easier to type on my phone let alone making this blog possible... oh, and typewriters!!

5. Quake
As in Earthquake... I really would love another big quake to hit California and it would fall into the sea because I hate Californians.. that state would be nice if it weren't for the idiot people!
6. Quarantine
I think that all stupid people (most of America but mainly Californians) should be quarantined as not to infect the rest of the world with their stupidity and then be exterminated or made into slaves!
7. Quesadillas
Simply put...quite possibly the best Tex-Mex dish ever created!
8. Quiet
There is nothing more valuable in the world than big can of SHUT THE FUCK UP!
9. Quixote
This is a wine made by the makers Stags Leap wine (awesome wine!!!)... despite it being organic (Fucking Hippies) its pretty good (I gots to have much wine to deal with you fuckers!!).
Yeah there is nothing more hilarious than a queef... ok maybe the look on her face after she lets it out.. that's priceless.

So there you go...if you didn't like it I don't care (you are probably from California anyway) and if you did... I still don't care!!

Comment if you want a letter!!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Celebrity Endorsements... The New Plague!

Have you ever noticed the bullshit that celebrities try to get you to do, say, buy, think and vote for? Oh wait... you're probably one of the mindless sheep that actually think celebrities are smart and they know what they are talking about.

You're an idiot.

Celebrities are idiots.

I really don't care what Tiger Woods is drinking... does his special Gatorade make him a better golfer? I think not... but you'll buy it because it has his name on it... and you'll pay more for that privilege... you're an idiot... it is the exact same shit in a bottle that was invented back in the mid 1960's... its just a different color!

Did you send money to those mysterious children in Africa because Sally Struthers said they would die with out everyone donating them money??? Ha Ha... dummy!!! I didn't send money... I guess they died...maybe that's why those commercials aren't on anymore.

Now we have celebrities moving onto network news for Darfur... what a fucking hoax. Do you really think that Brad Pitt and George Clooney left their luxurious mansions to go hang with the Darfur peeps and live in a tent on a pile of elephant shit???

Yeah I really don't think Darfur really exists...I mean come on.. who would name their country Darfur?!?! They hook you with those damn hot words like "genocide" or "refugee camps" If Darfur really exists and what they say is really going on I suggest a new word for it... it will not be genocide but "Natural Selection!" This has been going on since the dawn of time...who are we to stop it... its the survival of the fittest.

Who can forget the biggest celebrity hoax of all time?!?!? Yup you guessed it!!! Al Gore and his global warming!!

Did you watch his stupid movie?? In case you didn't notice it had nothing to do with global warming and everything to do with him... it was an autobiography.. don't believe me??? Then answer me this smarty pants... what did his dead kid have to do with global warming?? Did he die of a sun tan?? Let's set the record straight... the math doesn't work on global warming... it doesn't exist...its just another way celebrities are getting you to part with your money unnecessarily by buying more expensive Hybrid cars and recycled paper...throw on some musicians singing songs about it and now you have to reuse your toilet paper... its bullshit and you are an idiot for believing it....while we are on it... your little causes you join on Facebook and putting some stupid status message about saving the Earth.. yeah it didn't help anything... in fact you just wasted electricity joining that cause and putting it in your status section... you're a fucking idiot!

Speaking of math...this is the best one... this past Presidential election... yeah most of moronic Hollywood drank the Obama Koolaide and endorsed him... hell LeBron James and some gangsta' rapper had a free concert here in CLE for him... this just shows you how stupid celebrities are.

Remember Obama's raise taxes on only those making more that $250,000??? Yeah that means you celebrities! Now who in their right mind would vote for someone that will raise your taxes??? Oh wait he was black... OK that changes everything... NOT!!!! He's still an idiot and the celebrities that cheered him will pay and regret it just as the rest of you are starting to now.

Why can't we get get quality endorsements?

Like Michael Phelps endorsing Zig Zag rolling papers?? Now that's an endorsement that actually means something and is useful or Britney Spears for Surgi Wax Brazilian Complete Waxing Kit.

These are endorsements that people can believe and appreciate and have seen them in action!

So please please please stop doing what these celebrities are spewing out of their mouths! They don't know any more about politics than the guys down at the local watering hole and they don't know more about diets than your doctor... in fact they are dumber than the average person... why would you do what they tell you when they spend their lives pretending to be someone else... just because they played a smart person on TV does not make it true!

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
- Niels Bohr

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Ok New Rule...

.... Would you like to procreate??? Get in line for a breeding license!

Every once in a while it seems the media goes through a cycle that they want to report every single child abuse case in the country at the same time. Maybe it has something to do with the alignment of the stars or Obama makes it happen or something... what ever the case it got me thinking (run & hide now!).

Anyone wishing to have children in the USA should be required to go through a genetic screening, psychological testing and then must apply for a breeding license. This license will only be good for a specified couple to breed... not for individuals to take around to a random mate. Those who attempt to have children without submitting this process will be immediately barred from ever breeding, made sterile and the child in question must be destroyed (read: aborted)

Oh my God I sinned!!! I said abortion!!! Fuck off you stupid right to life people and fuck off you stupid right to choose people... you don't have the right to do anything but what you are told!

I have long said that Hitler was on to something with his master plan.. he just did it the wrong way. Look at it from this point of view: He was just trying to make the world a better place by getting rid of the riff-raff and undesirables... he was just too stoned and stupid to realize when to stop.

What is my basis for this extreme argument?? Turn on the news and you will see.

Here is a short list of the current cases:

"Octuplet Mom" - This 33-year-old Southern California woman who gave birth to octuplets this week has six other children and never expected to have eight more when she took fertility treatment.

2. 'Baby Grace' case - A woman in Texas accused of killing her toddler daughter and dumping the body in Galveston Bay has been found guilty of murder by a jury in Galveston, Texas.

3. Amber Hill case - who drowned her two young daughters in the bathtub of her Cleveland apartment, will be institutionalized indefinitely in a high-security psychiatric clinic.

I mean come on damn it... not one of these women would have passed any of my proposed exams and there would now be no one mourning these children that have been murdered and we would not not be burdened with the cost of raising these children or the cost of the incarceration of these offenders!

Lets briefly look at each of these cases.

"Octuplet Mom": Ok here is a chick that according to her mom has been obsessed with having kids... I ask why? Wanting to have kids is fine... but wanting to have as many as possible?? Her mother must have just fucked her up royally.. I mean how else does one get these ideas and obsessions? So now this chick with no job and no spouse now has 14 children... gonna repeat it for those of you taking notes or retarded... 14 (FOURTEEN) CHILDREN!!!!

Where is the sense of responsibility? I mean you have no job and live on government hand outs...then you go and get knocked up by going to a fertility doctor... BAM!!!! Six kids... you are having trouble making ends meet with those 6 bastard children so what can help you? Yep you guessed it!!! Another trip to the doctor.. BAM!!! 8 more kids!!!

Now we learn that she wants to be famous for this and become known as a child raising expert.. she is currently in hiding..hired a PR firm and is asking $2 million for an interview... as you can see... no interview has taken place... yet... so then the interview comes and the media just justified it. Stupid Fucking Media!

This should be a crime! Take these kids from her and sterilize her.. I mean hell we are already paying for these kids... lets make sure they don't get all fucked up in the head from their mother... oh shit..what if it is genetic?! Kill them all!

'Baby Grace' Mom: So here we have a case where an non attentive mother of a small child plays video games online and meets some random dude from Texas and takes off with this precious little girl and marries this dude. All the time this little girl's father is trying to see her and get custody from an obviously unbalanced mother. All of a sudden... the little girl is missing and a few weeks later some fishermen find a cooler floating in Galveston Bay with her remains in it.

As the case continues it comes out that this is what happens when you are trying to teach your children manners... ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?

I have children... twins... and I have successfully taught them manners despite their friends' lack of manners and guess what... they don't have cracked skulls.. nor are they in coolers!! Granted there have been times that I've wanted to shake the hell out of them but that damn sign in the delivery room pops up in my know the one... "NEVER EVER EVER SHAKE A BABY".. so I am able to stop the urge.

There is no reason this woman should of had a custody of this child let alone give birth. So there she sits... life in prison in Texas... yup we get to pay for her to live while her young daughter had her life snuffed out at age 2 because she couldn't control herself or her video game husband! AND DON'T BLAME THE VIDEO GAMES!!!!

Amber Hill Case - Now this one really gets me. This fat bitch had 2 children ages 4 and 2. She drowned them in the bathtub and claimed that she was insane because she had postpartum depression. ALL TOGETHER NOW... ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!?!?! 2 years later?!?! I mean I'm no Tom Cruise and I can appreciate the condition but I'm afraid I feel this was not a case of it... here.. watch this story and hear what she says after her verdict!

She's blessed to be not found not guilty?!? Yeah wanna know what that is?!?!?! A slap in the judge's face... it was a thumb on the nose to everyone... it was a "HA HA HA.. I just got away with murder so fuck all ya'll!!!!!" How can she get away with this?!! Oh yeah and guess what!?!?! Yup... once again we have to pay to keep this fat nigger bitch alive!!!

There is a huge problem in this country when these morons do things like this... under my proposed plan this would not happen and if it did.. no trial.. no media.. they just disappear... problem solved. Plus, there's an added bonus... we would eventually be able to breed out all of the ugly people so all of Americans would eventually be really good looking and we would also weed out the stupid people...people like my former neighbors who had their first child taken from them so they had 2 more... now the youngest... age 4 has a bunch of developmental issues and the older has emotional issues.. plus they don't bathe and they are fucking gross and compulsive liars and really really stupid. They should die!!

I think I will send this to His Majesty, President Obama to insert into his stimulus package and help him further his socialist agenda.. hey if you can't beat them.. join them right?!?!

NEXT POST TRAILER: In a time where Americans are so stupid that they believe everything they see on TV... there is a sinister plan... a plan to get you to buy useless shit.... vote for the worst possible candidates... give all of your money to some pretend people on the other side of the world... and buy pet medication. That's right... the invasion of the Celebrity Endorsers!!!

Friday, January 30, 2009

Blago The Destroyer....

... Of everything that is wholesome and pure in Illinois and the U-S-of-A.

Wow!! Have you been watching this crap unfold in Illinois?!?!? I can't believe half of it actually happened... I mean this is supposed to be America.... the great experiment, granted you would think that in the past 233 years we would have figured out a few things... like how to get rid of a crooked leader be it local, state or federal... where are the Free Masons when we need them?! Damn, I'd love to become a 33rd Degree Mason just so I can do stuff like remove someone from office with out a media or public spectacle.... but alas I am agnostic so they won't take me.... maybe I should form my own secret society... hmm.... that's a thought.

Ok back to the events of the past month or so. So in case you've been living under a rock or in a cave or on a different planet or even in another country that doesn't pay attention to the U.S.... lol yeah right I forgot the whole world blames America for their problems so they all watch... Rod Blagojevich, the now former Governor of Illinois, has been impeached and removed from office.

What does this mean???

In itself to most of us not a damn thing.... To the people of Illinois??? Not a damn thing... To the country??? Not a damn thing.... to the world???? Not a damn thing.

So why are we seeing it on the television between the preaching of the financial apocalypse from our president (Messiah to others... FOOLS!) who started this whole mess....

Damn you Obama!!!! Damn You!!!! (you gotta scream it like the late great Charlton Heston would have).

We are seeing it because we want to see it... television networks do not put a single thing on television because it is good information or something we need to know... nope everything is on for pure entertainment value. Americans need that and you are guilty of it right now by reading this blog... you don't need to know what I am want to know what I'm gonna say next... will I curse...will I insult??

Anyway... I really wanted to discuss what a disgrace Rod Blagojevich is to all Americans and our democracy and how he made a complete mockery of the whole state of Illinois and more importantly the people of that state... but I also want to point out that the the majority of the people of that state are just down right stupid.

So the Illinois State House voted on Jan. 9 to impeach Roddy boy there after he was arrested on federal charges of trying to sell Obama's vacant senate seat... the first Governor if Illinois to ever be impeached... great as if the impeachment wasn't enough. So how do you think a person should act after that??? Maybe just keep quiet?? Or maybe just wait for the impeachment trial and testify? That's what a normal self respecting politician would do.. hell look at "Slick Willy" Clinton.. he was impeached... he just waited for the trial... and then committed a felony... but he still stayed in office!

Well Roddy thought different... after they announced why they impeached him... Blago seemed to go to another dimension and gave these ridiculous press conferences that were always late and talked about things that had absolutely no relevance to anything in the world and I think he may have been having a psychotic episode with his use of those poor people he marched on stage.

Once the trial started he went on a "media blitz" after hiring a PR firm... wouldn't a lawyer have been more productive? HA HA HA oh yeah his lawyers dropped him. So while the state legislators are doing their job he is having one last vacation paid for by the people of Illinois.. Rod, say thank you to all the Illinois morons!

His main argument was that he wasn't getting a fair trial for this impeachment... wouldn't that argument be better made in court or at the damn trial?!?! Why the world wide public opinion?!? What was the point?!?! Oh yeah.. by avoiding this "kangaroo court" he wouldn't have to testify under oath and deny all of these charges and purger himself... I don't think the Illinois Senate would have been as nice to him since he isn't the President

So it comes down to this... Blago is really just an example of what is wrong with this country right now. We are in an "economic meltdown" which is causing the end of the world and Obama is our Anti-Christ and most of the news coverage is on Blago... do we need the escape from reality? No its just more interesting than watching Obama go back on his campaign promises one by one... plus the media is trying to hide that from you, the mindless sheep that voted for the moron.

So back to Illinois.... let's see what historically has come from that state...

• President Abraham Lincoln - Arguably the most important President of all time.
• Jack Benny - One of the greatest comedians that has ever lived.
• Walt Disney - One of the greatest animators and once they bring him back to life from his frozen state will be the ruler of the new one government universe!
• Al Capone - The biggest criminal of all time
• George Ryan - Blago's predecessor who is currently serving a 61/2 year sentence for corruption
• Oprah Winfrey - Media Conglomerate & Obama the Anti-Christ's minion
• Barack Obama - The "say anything to get elected" presidential candidate and the MLK speech rip off artist, Anti-Christ and President of the USA.

Do you see the pattern?? Illinois also has a history of being one of the most corrupt states in the union... so that brings us to the ones who put these moronic officials in power.

Lets start with Roddy Blago... look at him.. his looks along should have cost him most of the popular vote... I mean the hair.. what is up with that damn hair?? I can't say it better that my brother Keith, "I mean who puts Rogaine on their forehead?!" (Oh yeah he currently lives in Chicago and I blame him every day for the Obama fiasco... along with any of you that voted for him.) Then listen to him talk he is clearly an absolute idiot and has no concept of life around him outside his little pretend world he has with his blow up dolls in his garage. He would have better served the people making porn or cooking Chinese food. What were you people thinking?!?!?

Now Obama... now in all fairness we can't blame his lighting fast rise to power on the idiot people of Illinois... for that we need to blame Democrats in the US Congress... but we can blame them for making him the community organizer, that obviously is perfect training for President, and for electing him to the US Senate... oh yeah... by the way.. he never finished his first term!

Now all that said I am asking for an apology... Strike that.... I DEMAND an apology!

I want an apology from every single person from Illinois that has ever voted for Obama and/or Blagojevich... You have given birth to some of the biggest bullshitters and dirty politicians this country has ever seen and wasted my time with empty promises and off the wall press conferences that makes the rest of the country look like bumbling morons who don't know their ass from a hole in the wall... that's right... we look like the damn British!!!

Come on admit it.. you are all now wanting your vote for Obama back... where is his inspiration now?? Where are his screaming fans??? That's right gone... now he is preaching doom and gloom and now during his administration we are seeing layoffs day after day after day and the economy get worse and worse... right when we need some hope... you can't blame Bush anymore... he's relaxing in Dallas.. nope gotta blame your Dumbo-Eared - Kenyan - American that is there now... where is the hope?? Where is the change??? The only change I'm seeing is the curtains in the White House and his rhetoric.

The only way to change is to change things ourselves and sit and wait for someone to do it for us!!!

Get to it!!

Oh yeah and for all of you calling me a grumpy old man... fuck off and say it to my face.. if you agree with me say so.. if not say so... but don't go running to a Facebook page or call someone I know and saying.. gee.. Steve... Master of the Universe is a grumpy old man.... and is scary. I'm not grumpy... in fact I am quite upbeat and down right fun.. I just see the world for what it is... my rose colored glasses broke and thank the maker that they did... I am no longer a sheep like you!!!

Sorry for this crazy long rant... I got a little carried away.

PS - If you are reading this on Facebook.. please realize that this note is being imported from my blog entitled - "All My Friends Are Make Believe"

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Are You Kidding Me!?!? Who The Fuck Is In Charge!?

I just came back inside from snow blowing the fucking driveway... FOR THE THIRD FUCKING TIME TODAY!!! I guess it could be worse I could have been shoveling the snow... a big thank you to my neighbor across the street for dropping off his snow blower this morning!

As I was blowing snow (you sicko!) I had some time to think about the events that took place here in lovely CLE (that's Cleveland, Ohio if you are stupid and don't know airport codes).

As many of you have heard there was what is called a "pan handle hook" that blew through here and has been dumping snow on much of the Midwest for the past 24 hours. Here in Cleveland, just 2 minutes south of downtown I got about 11 inches of snow or maybe more... its hard to keep track and with the blowing snow it's any one's guess.

So I went to bed very early last nite with a migraine and knowing that I was going to wake up to a shit load of snow. I woke up at about 5 am this morning... an hour earlier than usual to monitor the snow and to get on my BlackBerry and television to monitor the school closings, (my children got fucked out of a few snow days over the James Earl Ray Day weekend) so I would know if I had to make lunches and get the kids up or if I can let them sleep in and enjoy the day off. Here's how it went...

5 AM - Wake up - Stumble downstairs... my wife is on the couch watching her recorded shows on the DVR as she was up most of the night studying for school...something about bones and shit...don't ask.

5:15 AM - Make coffee only to realize I fucking ran out yesterday and forget to get more...FUCK ME!!!! Hello caffeine withdrawal headache!!! AAAAHHHHH!!!

5:17 AM - Grab the Blackberry and hit the local news stations' websites for the school closings since I haven't received the school is canceled text from them yet.

5:18 AM - What The Fuck!!! Every school is closed but my children's school?!? I look outside... oh no wonder its not that inch or so.. no big deal.

5:30 AM - My wife is done with her show and I turn on the morning local news and what do I see?? Live reports on the storm and it is horrible outside.. uh ok not here?!

6:00 AM - Still no call off... time to make lunches and get the kids' uniforms ready

6:15 AM - Lunches done. Still no call off.

6:30 AM - Still no call off... What The Fuck... Every One is off.. where is my children's school on the list?!?!?!

6:45 AM - Time to get the kids up for school as I am walking up the stairs I look one last time on my Blackberry... Finally!!! No School... premature awaking avoided.

7:00 AM - Go outside to start shoveling the driveway.

So I step out side after donning the proper clothing and the snow is up to my mid calf... WOW I guess it is bad.

So I begin shoveling and notice my neighbor across the street, who I am very good friends with, is snow blowing his driveway... as I toss the snow one shovel at a time I look across the street longing for him to bring that thing over here and he did!

So I come back inside a short time later and look at the school closings again just to see who else is off.... wow pretty bad...every one is off... wait a minute... where is Cleveland Public Schools? Wow must have missed it.. let me check the websites... nope not there... You Have Got To Be Kidding ME!?

Now I am lucky that I do not have to send my children to Cleve. Public Schools as it is quite possibly the very worst school district in the world... ever hear of the voucher program? It went all the way to the supreme court! It is a lottery that if you win you can choose to send your child to any private school within city limits... for either free or reduced tuition... boy I sure wish we had won..anyway. If your city has the voucher program you can thank Cleve. Public schools for being so horrible as it was started here in Cleveland!

So living in CLE not only are the schools shitty but so is the local government and most of all... the service department, more specifically the snow removal department.

At the beginning of this winter season the city was out bragging that this year the snow plowing will be bigger and better and they will get the side streets plowed faster (last year after the huge March storm we didn't get plowed for a week and then when they finally came the plow got stuck.)

But we all knew better.. so the days before James Earl Ray Day we got a little snow storm.. about 6 inches or so.. enough to call off school as the temps were dipping below 0 degrees... but alas not CLE Public Schools... so there is a shit load of snow so the poor kids walking to school have to walk on the dangerous snow covered streets as none of the side walks are passable... one kid is riding his bike to school and a Cleveland School Bus hits him and just keeps going... luckily someone saw him and got him help but still almost died... after 24 hours they figured out which bus driver it was and charged them with multiple felonies. Guess what?! Yup it was a fucking broad driving the bus!

So that should have been a lesson to the administrators of the school district..right? It's better to miss a day of school than risk your students' lives...right??? Fuck That! Rumor has it that the head of the district gets a cash bonus if they do not use their calamity days!! "Fuck the kids I's wants a get paid to support my crack habit!!" Fucking nigger ass jackass fuck!

So today... the poor kids that attend Cleveland Public Schools are all over the news this morning trudging to school in the snow up to their knees in the street and my kids are tucked in warmly in their beds dreaming of quantum mechanics!

Oh no it doesn't end there... parents are pissed and raising hell and the snow fall gets heavier and heavier and it is piling up higher and higher and the roads are now far worse than they were this morning... what do they do???


Are you fucking kidding me?? Who the Fuck Is Running This Place?!

So let me get this straight... now that it is worse you want these kids' parents (many of who are already at work mind you) to go out and get their kids and send the kids who walk back out to walk home in traffic?!

Now how fucking irresponsible is that?! As I said.. I am lucky that I do not have to send my kids to Cleveland Public Schools!

With that over now I sit and wait.... and wait... and wait for a snow plow to clear my street. The snow has ended for now but another system will push through tomorrow and dump another inch or two and we will get buried even deeper.. but alas we still wait.

Their excuse is... we need to clear the main streets first... fine... do it.. clear them... and hurry the fuck up you lazy fucking bastards!

My wife ventures out to the store for coffee and the ingredients to make soup (it is definitely a soup day... baked potato soup it is!) and she reports in.. all surrounding communities have clear roads! I ask, "How is CLE?" She replies, "SHITTY... not a plow in site and it doesn't look like the main streets have been touched!"

This is 12 hours after the snow started... WHAT THE FUCK...this is what happens when you unionize a city! The city works don't give a flying fuck! In fact last year one of my neighbors who is a Cleveland Firefighter had the fire department use their official plow do his driveway... they plowed it right up my fucking driveway as I stood there trying to comprehend what happened... and then they pointed and laughed at me.. yeah I want them rescuing me... douche bags. We actually called the fire department to complain... they tell my wife that they do not even own a snow plow truck.. WHAT??? It clearly said Cleveland Fire on the fucking side... this is why I hate people!!

So today I snow blowed the end of his driveway in from the snow from the street.. fuck you ass fuck!!!

So where does this leave us? Well besides wanting to move south... no where... I am still basically snowed in as it is a feat in itself to get off my street right now.

I may have to go snow blow again here soon and I fucking smell! I need a damn shower! I smell like some fucking low class white trash hooker's pussy right now! Why is it that when you got outside in the winter to shovel snow you sweat more than you do in the summer running 15 miles and you also end up smelling worse... is it the extra clothes??? My God!


Hope you're warm... I'm not!!!

PeAcE OuT!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Would you like fries with that Mas'a?

Let me start by saying I am a history buff and I love anything that has to do with history in general but specifically American History. At any given time you will most likely find a television in my house with the History Channel on or any other related channel like any of the 800 Discovery Channels or National Geographic Channel.

I am also an avid follower of current events.. most recently Barack Obama (I just don't like the mother fucker)... as I do recognize that it is historical that he is our 44th President just as George Washington was our 1st and Millard Fillmore was our 13th. I do not get all excited that people call him our first black president as this is only partially true and here is why.

Anyone that lived in the 90s can tell you that our first black president was William Jefferson Clinton *sarcasm*. The other reason is that when I think of some one as Black or African American I do not think of someone who's skin is dark. What I think of as a black person or an African American person is a descendant of a freed slave from the western African coast that was brought here to work against their will in the cotton and tobacco fields that were the back bone of our young country's economy. I am not condoning slavery by any means... I am very much against it.. but that is what should be considered an African American... not the color of his skin.

Barack Obama is not a black man by that criteria.. in fact according so a genealogical researcher he may actually be a descendant of a slave owner... yes.. a slave owner... in which case it is no more historical than the inauguration of Thomas Jefferson or any other of our early presidents. So anyway... this is not my point.

The point is...

Last night I set my DVR to record "On Board Air Force One" as I love American History like I said and nothing is more powerful to me than symbols, icons and tradition and Air Force One is exactly that.

So I watched the playback from my DVR about an hour after it aired (I had to get my kids in bed for school) and I was completely engrossed in it... I had no idea that on 9/11/01 that two F-16s that were dispatched to escort Air Force One back to Washington D.C. actually had to ask Air Force One to slow down because they were burning too much fuel catching up as it was going almost at the speed of sound! Let me repeat that... Air Force One was fling at nearly the speed of sound!!!!!

So the show goes on to highlight the cool things about that plane that isn't classified and it comes to the end where they show the tradition of the Co-Pilot becoming the Pilot when we get a new President. With that they then explain that the new pilot's first mission is to go pick up then President Elect Obama in Chicago, IL and bring him to Washington D.C. for his inauguration... hence Barack Obama's first time on the President's plane... (it is only Air Force One when the President is on board).

So he meets the new pilot and said he looks like Sam Sheppard from the "Right Stuff"... what the fuck is this moron saying??? Sam Sheppard?? Here.. Judge for yourself!

I just don't see it!

So on to the next dip shit move by Barack "Fuck Stick" Obama.

He meets the head steward... this guy is the President's personal man servant if you will... he makes sure the President gets everything he needs and is comfortable on his plane.

As you saw in the video he takes his coat and offers him a meal and shows him the menu. "Dip Shit" orders a fucking Medium-Well Cheeseburger, Salad and Fries... WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?

Your fucking first flight on Air Force One and you order a fucking Cheeseburger?!?!?! Was the line at the local McDonald's was too long???? And that's not even the half of it.... he orders a salad with that burger... WHO THE FUCK EATS A SALAD WITH A BURGER!?!?! Does that neutralize the cholesterol in that greasy Air Force One Burger?!?! What ever douche bag!

Now you are saying but he was nervous about the first flight... are you fucking kidding me??? This guy just spent 2 years speaking to millions of people at a time campaigning for President and he's nervous about meeting the crew of Air Force One who are now his employees? Fuck that!

Yeah... wanna know what I would have done?

I would have walked up those stairs.. high fived the fucking pilot and said "What up yo! You ready to take this bitch up and do some mother fucking loops and shit?!"

Then I go and meet my new man slave... who happens to be black and yes probably black by the proper definition... he takes my coat and says here's our menu would you like something??

I look it over.. all that's on there is a Burger, Chicken Sandwich, Tuna Sandwich and a Cow Tongue Sandwich. I look at him and say, "I'd like the Fillet Mignon Rare stuffed with Goat Cheese and topped with some haystack onions with buttered Fingerling Potatoes and Peas."

The man servant says, "But Mas'a we don't gots no steak on the motha fuckin' menu!"

I say back, "Look you mother fucker...I'm your new fucking boss and the most powerful man in the world and this is a special time for me as this is my very first time on Air Force Fucking One and I want to celebrate it with a fucking nice God Damned dinner so fuck you and your menu and get me my motha fuckin' steak if you still want that nice hefty paycheck that is no doubt paying for your 16 kids from 16 different crack whores!"

After that he brings me the Cow Tongue sandwich and I promptly kick his stupid black ass and make him ride to DC in the baggage compartment! That'll learn that man servant fuck not to fuck with the President of The United States of Mother Fucking America!!!

So what did Barack's behavior show us as a nation on his first ride on Air Force One??

Well besides the fact that he is stupid fucking idiot... it showed me that he is a fraud!

Take away his crowds of millions all screaming "Go Bama" (why they all kept on cheering for The University of Alabama I'll never know... must have been a black thing), and take away his speech writers, and his podium, his smug look and his bullshit message of change and he is nothing but a stupid half white American that stumbles over his words like George W. Bush!

If you want to make fun of W for saying the wrong things and getting his words mixed up, go ahead just make sure you make fun of Barack for failing at being witty and looking like a fucking idiot.

You heard it here first folks... Barack Obama is a fraud and he will prove it over these next 4 years!!!! He's already started.. just turn on the news.. in a few months our taxes will be going up.. just watch!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Welcome and Fuck You Very Much!

Did that get your attention?? Well good... it was supposed to.

So by now you probably have read the about the author section looked at my picture and said... "What a douche bag." Its OK admit it... I won't be mad... I get it all the time... even from my wife.

What is this blog about is your next question.. here's the answer.

This blog actually started on my Facebook account... from time to time I put something outrageous in my status box and it pisses people off... I have actually had people that I have known for 20 years drop me as a friend because of it and that is fine... I have my few close friends and that is all I really need anyway.

But I digress... After the last round of pissing people off on Facebook a few days ago (one of which was an ex-girl friend of mine who is "scared and frankly its upsetting to her who I've become"... yeah she has no idea who I am or what I stand for but that's a future blog in itself) I realized that I can blog about this crap and go on and on and maybe even spark a few discussions that actually mean something instead of just excepting what you hear in the news as fact. So with some encouragement from my blogging brother Adam (who incidentally is addicted to blogs) I started this blog.

This blog is a social commentary on life around me and how I see it... some of you will disagree.. fuck that... most of you will disagree... you might actually get pissed off and call me racist or a hater... that's fine go ahead... just goes to show you don't know me and therefore you don't matter. The true fact is I'm probably blogging about you and I already hate you.

For the rest of you, you will probably laugh your ass off and find truths in what I write... of course I will take everything to the extreme to make my point and if you don't see my point... to fucking bad...use your god damned brain.

Oh Yeah did I mention there will be some fucking profanity?! If that offends you too bad!!!

Now with all that said the main purpose of my writing is to make you think.. think about yourself, your way of life, your friends, family, job, political views, environment and the entire world around you. I realized many years ago that the world is mean and cruel and people suck... but there are people who don't suck... I have yet to find them but I hear they are out there.

The topics I will write about will be vast, everything from politics to the art of taking a shit... wait isn't that the same thing?! Hardy Har Har.

In all honesty I will write about anything that comes to mind and I will always shoot from the hip... some times my views will be honest, other times they will not... if you know me you'll know which is which and if you don't know me... there is probably a reason for it.

I will now offer you this disclaimer: The views in this blog do not necessarily reflect those of the author. If you find this blog offensive too fucking bad... quit reading. The author is not racist towards blacks, Jews, gays, women, Muslims, catholics, yellow people, red people...etc. but is an equal opportunity racist... basically he hates everyone who is not him! The author doesn't have time for your bullshit.

Now I will clarify a few things before I get to writing... I will say nigger, fag, kike, gook, dyke and any other racial slang I can come up with.. it does not mean I am racist but you have to understand that there is a difference between a black person and a nigger or a Jewish person and a kike... if you don't see the difference fuck you and you are stupid and because of that I will give you one example and that is you go:

A man who has a full time job any where who happens to be of African decent that speaks clearly and can form a complete sentence without saying "know what I'm saying" and dresses professionally is a Black Person.

Let me know if I am going too fast for you.

A man who has 2 or more children from several different women and has never been married to any of them, smokes crack or blunts, has no job and depends on welfare and has no plan to get off of welfare and happens to be black is a Nigger.

Got it?! Good!

So as time goes by things will get heated when I hit on a very sensitive subject like my hatred for Barrack Obama and many of you will get pissed off and feel the need to call me names and prove me wrong.. that's fine.. go ahead post your comments I welcome them, but make sure you own up to them ( I despise cowards)... and please do not spew garbage about things you think you know a lot about or quote the fucking bible... make your comments and make them intelligently.

But remember this: I only have 2 rules in life.
Rule Number 1:
Steve is NEVER wrong.
Rule Number 2:
If Steve is ever wrong evoke Rule Number 1.

Everything here is an opinion whether it is mine or not is not important but I do not need to defend myself to you or anyone else and if you don't like what is written...don't read... it is a free country and I have the right to free speech and you have the right to fuck yourself in the ass with an eggplant. I will say things to see how far you can be pushed before you are offended and then I will make fun of you for being offended... but I can defend my positions.. can you?!

So I hope you enjoy my tangents and I hope it makes you think... without your ability to think for yourself you are no better than the next guy and you might as well be dead... don't be a sheep.