Saturday, January 24, 2009

Welcome and Fuck You Very Much!

Did that get your attention?? Well good... it was supposed to.

So by now you probably have read the about the author section looked at my picture and said... "What a douche bag." Its OK admit it... I won't be mad... I get it all the time... even from my wife.

What is this blog about is your next question.. here's the answer.

This blog actually started on my Facebook account... from time to time I put something outrageous in my status box and it pisses people off... I have actually had people that I have known for 20 years drop me as a friend because of it and that is fine... I have my few close friends and that is all I really need anyway.

But I digress... After the last round of pissing people off on Facebook a few days ago (one of which was an ex-girl friend of mine who is "scared and frankly its upsetting to her who I've become"... yeah she has no idea who I am or what I stand for but that's a future blog in itself) I realized that I can blog about this crap and go on and on and maybe even spark a few discussions that actually mean something instead of just excepting what you hear in the news as fact. So with some encouragement from my blogging brother Adam (who incidentally is addicted to blogs) I started this blog.

This blog is a social commentary on life around me and how I see it... some of you will disagree.. fuck that... most of you will disagree... you might actually get pissed off and call me racist or a hater... that's fine go ahead... just goes to show you don't know me and therefore you don't matter. The true fact is I'm probably blogging about you and I already hate you.

For the rest of you, you will probably laugh your ass off and find truths in what I write... of course I will take everything to the extreme to make my point and if you don't see my point... to fucking bad...use your god damned brain.

Oh Yeah did I mention there will be some fucking profanity?! If that offends you too bad!!!

Now with all that said the main purpose of my writing is to make you think.. think about yourself, your way of life, your friends, family, job, political views, environment and the entire world around you. I realized many years ago that the world is mean and cruel and people suck... but there are people who don't suck... I have yet to find them but I hear they are out there.

The topics I will write about will be vast, everything from politics to the art of taking a shit... wait isn't that the same thing?! Hardy Har Har.

In all honesty I will write about anything that comes to mind and I will always shoot from the hip... some times my views will be honest, other times they will not... if you know me you'll know which is which and if you don't know me... there is probably a reason for it.

I will now offer you this disclaimer: The views in this blog do not necessarily reflect those of the author. If you find this blog offensive too fucking bad... quit reading. The author is not racist towards blacks, Jews, gays, women, Muslims, catholics, yellow people, red people...etc. but is an equal opportunity racist... basically he hates everyone who is not him! The author doesn't have time for your bullshit.

Now I will clarify a few things before I get to writing... I will say nigger, fag, kike, gook, dyke and any other racial slang I can come up with.. it does not mean I am racist but you have to understand that there is a difference between a black person and a nigger or a Jewish person and a kike... if you don't see the difference fuck you and you are stupid and because of that I will give you one example and that is you go:

A man who has a full time job any where who happens to be of African decent that speaks clearly and can form a complete sentence without saying "know what I'm saying" and dresses professionally is a Black Person.

Let me know if I am going too fast for you.

A man who has 2 or more children from several different women and has never been married to any of them, smokes crack or blunts, has no job and depends on welfare and has no plan to get off of welfare and happens to be black is a Nigger.

Got it?! Good!

So as time goes by things will get heated when I hit on a very sensitive subject like my hatred for Barrack Obama and many of you will get pissed off and feel the need to call me names and prove me wrong.. that's fine.. go ahead post your comments I welcome them, but make sure you own up to them ( I despise cowards)... and please do not spew garbage about things you think you know a lot about or quote the fucking bible... make your comments and make them intelligently.

But remember this: I only have 2 rules in life.
Rule Number 1:
Steve is NEVER wrong.
Rule Number 2:
If Steve is ever wrong evoke Rule Number 1.

Everything here is an opinion whether it is mine or not is not important but I do not need to defend myself to you or anyone else and if you don't like what is written...don't read... it is a free country and I have the right to free speech and you have the right to fuck yourself in the ass with an eggplant. I will say things to see how far you can be pushed before you are offended and then I will make fun of you for being offended... but I can defend my positions.. can you?!

So I hope you enjoy my tangents and I hope it makes you think... without your ability to think for yourself you are no better than the next guy and you might as well be dead... don't be a sheep.

1 comment:

  1. hilarious! It's your mission statement! Can't wait to see what kind of stuff you come up with to rant about!!!