Friday, January 30, 2009

Blago The Destroyer....

... Of everything that is wholesome and pure in Illinois and the U-S-of-A.

Wow!! Have you been watching this crap unfold in Illinois?!?!? I can't believe half of it actually happened... I mean this is supposed to be America.... the great experiment, granted you would think that in the past 233 years we would have figured out a few things... like how to get rid of a crooked leader be it local, state or federal... where are the Free Masons when we need them?! Damn, I'd love to become a 33rd Degree Mason just so I can do stuff like remove someone from office with out a media or public spectacle.... but alas I am agnostic so they won't take me.... maybe I should form my own secret society... hmm.... that's a thought.

Ok back to the events of the past month or so. So in case you've been living under a rock or in a cave or on a different planet or even in another country that doesn't pay attention to the U.S.... lol yeah right I forgot the whole world blames America for their problems so they all watch... Rod Blagojevich, the now former Governor of Illinois, has been impeached and removed from office.

What does this mean???

In itself to most of us not a damn thing.... To the people of Illinois??? Not a damn thing... To the country??? Not a damn thing.... to the world???? Not a damn thing.

So why are we seeing it on the television between the preaching of the financial apocalypse from our president (Messiah to others... FOOLS!) who started this whole mess....

Damn you Obama!!!! Damn You!!!! (you gotta scream it like the late great Charlton Heston would have).

We are seeing it because we want to see it... television networks do not put a single thing on television because it is good information or something we need to know... nope everything is on for pure entertainment value. Americans need that and you are guilty of it right now by reading this blog... you don't need to know what I am want to know what I'm gonna say next... will I curse...will I insult??

Anyway... I really wanted to discuss what a disgrace Rod Blagojevich is to all Americans and our democracy and how he made a complete mockery of the whole state of Illinois and more importantly the people of that state... but I also want to point out that the the majority of the people of that state are just down right stupid.

So the Illinois State House voted on Jan. 9 to impeach Roddy boy there after he was arrested on federal charges of trying to sell Obama's vacant senate seat... the first Governor if Illinois to ever be impeached... great as if the impeachment wasn't enough. So how do you think a person should act after that??? Maybe just keep quiet?? Or maybe just wait for the impeachment trial and testify? That's what a normal self respecting politician would do.. hell look at "Slick Willy" Clinton.. he was impeached... he just waited for the trial... and then committed a felony... but he still stayed in office!

Well Roddy thought different... after they announced why they impeached him... Blago seemed to go to another dimension and gave these ridiculous press conferences that were always late and talked about things that had absolutely no relevance to anything in the world and I think he may have been having a psychotic episode with his use of those poor people he marched on stage.

Once the trial started he went on a "media blitz" after hiring a PR firm... wouldn't a lawyer have been more productive? HA HA HA oh yeah his lawyers dropped him. So while the state legislators are doing their job he is having one last vacation paid for by the people of Illinois.. Rod, say thank you to all the Illinois morons!

His main argument was that he wasn't getting a fair trial for this impeachment... wouldn't that argument be better made in court or at the damn trial?!?! Why the world wide public opinion?!? What was the point?!?! Oh yeah.. by avoiding this "kangaroo court" he wouldn't have to testify under oath and deny all of these charges and purger himself... I don't think the Illinois Senate would have been as nice to him since he isn't the President

So it comes down to this... Blago is really just an example of what is wrong with this country right now. We are in an "economic meltdown" which is causing the end of the world and Obama is our Anti-Christ and most of the news coverage is on Blago... do we need the escape from reality? No its just more interesting than watching Obama go back on his campaign promises one by one... plus the media is trying to hide that from you, the mindless sheep that voted for the moron.

So back to Illinois.... let's see what historically has come from that state...

• President Abraham Lincoln - Arguably the most important President of all time.
• Jack Benny - One of the greatest comedians that has ever lived.
• Walt Disney - One of the greatest animators and once they bring him back to life from his frozen state will be the ruler of the new one government universe!
• Al Capone - The biggest criminal of all time
• George Ryan - Blago's predecessor who is currently serving a 61/2 year sentence for corruption
• Oprah Winfrey - Media Conglomerate & Obama the Anti-Christ's minion
• Barack Obama - The "say anything to get elected" presidential candidate and the MLK speech rip off artist, Anti-Christ and President of the USA.

Do you see the pattern?? Illinois also has a history of being one of the most corrupt states in the union... so that brings us to the ones who put these moronic officials in power.

Lets start with Roddy Blago... look at him.. his looks along should have cost him most of the popular vote... I mean the hair.. what is up with that damn hair?? I can't say it better that my brother Keith, "I mean who puts Rogaine on their forehead?!" (Oh yeah he currently lives in Chicago and I blame him every day for the Obama fiasco... along with any of you that voted for him.) Then listen to him talk he is clearly an absolute idiot and has no concept of life around him outside his little pretend world he has with his blow up dolls in his garage. He would have better served the people making porn or cooking Chinese food. What were you people thinking?!?!?

Now Obama... now in all fairness we can't blame his lighting fast rise to power on the idiot people of Illinois... for that we need to blame Democrats in the US Congress... but we can blame them for making him the community organizer, that obviously is perfect training for President, and for electing him to the US Senate... oh yeah... by the way.. he never finished his first term!

Now all that said I am asking for an apology... Strike that.... I DEMAND an apology!

I want an apology from every single person from Illinois that has ever voted for Obama and/or Blagojevich... You have given birth to some of the biggest bullshitters and dirty politicians this country has ever seen and wasted my time with empty promises and off the wall press conferences that makes the rest of the country look like bumbling morons who don't know their ass from a hole in the wall... that's right... we look like the damn British!!!

Come on admit it.. you are all now wanting your vote for Obama back... where is his inspiration now?? Where are his screaming fans??? That's right gone... now he is preaching doom and gloom and now during his administration we are seeing layoffs day after day after day and the economy get worse and worse... right when we need some hope... you can't blame Bush anymore... he's relaxing in Dallas.. nope gotta blame your Dumbo-Eared - Kenyan - American that is there now... where is the hope?? Where is the change??? The only change I'm seeing is the curtains in the White House and his rhetoric.

The only way to change is to change things ourselves and sit and wait for someone to do it for us!!!

Get to it!!

Oh yeah and for all of you calling me a grumpy old man... fuck off and say it to my face.. if you agree with me say so.. if not say so... but don't go running to a Facebook page or call someone I know and saying.. gee.. Steve... Master of the Universe is a grumpy old man.... and is scary. I'm not grumpy... in fact I am quite upbeat and down right fun.. I just see the world for what it is... my rose colored glasses broke and thank the maker that they did... I am no longer a sheep like you!!!

Sorry for this crazy long rant... I got a little carried away.

PS - If you are reading this on Facebook.. please realize that this note is being imported from my blog entitled - "All My Friends Are Make Believe"


  1. "Sorry for this crazy long rant... I got a little carried away"

    You apologized you pussy!